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35 WARSAW ACTIVITIES
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| BABES IN OIL |
| What's it like? |
| Get ready to rumbbbbbbble !!! In the red corner, weighing 100 pounds – tall, blonde, long-legged, big-busted 24 year-old … Just imagine the rest - 2 shiny bikini-clad Polish beauties fighting in oil just for your pleasure while you sip your beer around the ring, cheer them up, and pick a winner. After the fight, you, or one of your mates can "take them on" whilst trying to "take them off"! Located in a VIP room of a stylish central Warsaw club with a fully equipped bar, it is a perfect way to start a big night. It’s exclusive to Warsaw Pissup, and it’s our best-seller, so book now to ensure availability. Showers are available afterwards. |
| What's included? |
| VIP club room reservation, show of 2 girls + 1 obligatory stag-humiliating round, free beer, guide. |
| How long does it take? |
| 1-2 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 10 people. |
| Package price |
| £39 | €48 |
| BOWLING N BEERS |
| What's it like? |
| Relax with your mates playing a few games of 10-pin bowling in the best of all Warsaw bowling facilities with 34 lanes, snooker tables, darts, climbing walls and much more. Located in the city centre near best pubs and clubs, and full of Polish female students, it’s a great place to start the evening. Not a champ at bowling? No worries. Impress your friends with your drinking skills with the top premium Polish beers that come as part of the package. Get there easily by public transport or on foot. |
| What's included? |
| Guide, 1 hour lane hire for every 6 lads, bowling shoes, 2 beers. |
| How long does it take? |
| Around 1-2 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 5 people. |
| Package price |
| £17 | €21 |
| BUNGEE WEDGIE AND BEER |
| What's it like? |
| If you are brave enough take a look down, if not just wait for the words 3...2....1... WEDGIE before you take the big leap. This is the ultimate adrenaline rush and the experience of a lifetime. With Warsaw and the surrounding land being very flat, the view from the top of the 90m crane will have you launching an air biscuit before you launch yourself. Jumps can also be done in pairs or triples. Brown trousers are recommended for this one. Or you can wash them out with your free beer. New! For those who are too afraid to jump, we can also offer a bungee rocket or ejection seat for the same price on the same spot as bungee (can be done in pairs). A good alternative if you're scared of jumping and also a lot of fun. New pics of multi jumps and bungee rocket are here. |
| What's included? |
| Jump, guide and beer. |
| How long does it take? |
| Approx. 2hrs for group of 10 . |
| Where is it held? |
| 20 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 4 people. |
| Package price |
| £39 | €48 |
| CASINO VIP NIGHT |
| What's it like? |
| If you are looking for an exclusive casino adventure this is the best Warsaw has to offer. The casino and bar will be at your service as long as you wish. You will be given approx. GBP 10 worth of chips, professional high quality service, three free drinks and of course our friendly guide service. Luxury transport from your hotel to the spot is an optional extra. A photo ID is required - usually passport - to enter the casino and a dress code is enforced (no trainers please). |
| What's included? |
| Free entry, 3 free drinks, GBP 10 worth of chips, guide. |
| How long does it take? |
| Unlimited. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 4 people. |
| Package price |
| £22 | €27 |
| CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING WITH FREE EXTRAS |
| What's it like? |
| This activity combines good old-fashioned clay pigeons with the modern dynamic outdoor shooting. First, a professionally organised clay pigeon shooting competition. Then, find yourself at a pro outdoor shooting track with a real 9mm Glock at hand, shooting various targets from different positions, running, reloading, scoring points...Yes! It's better than Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive. To give it a final touch, destroy some more silhouette targets with a powerful shotgun. Also included is special surprise for one member of your group - 5 extra shots on any weapon he likes best. If that's not enough for some hot-heads in your party, upgrade to a legendary package including Glauberyt machine gun (10 shots) and the truly historical MOSIN 7,62 mm - a II World War classic army rifle with a folding spike bayonet (5 shots) for GBP 14. Upgrade for a part of the group is possible. |
| What's included? |
| Ammo (10 rifle, 10 Glock, 5 shotgun), instructors, guides, safety equip, transfers, surprise extra. |
| How long does it take? |
| Approx 3-4 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 30 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 8 people. |
| Package price |
| £46 | €56 |
| GUIDED PUB TOUR |
| What's it like? |
| Don't waste your time wandering around looking for good places - hire an experienced local guide to show you Warsaw's best beer and boobs! It's better than a guide book - you decide the kind of places you are after, and your guide will take you there. The price includes guide hire for 4 hours. All tours are done exclusively for each group and starting times can be as late as 11pm. We don't take commissions from bars so all advice is completely independent. One Rep is provided for every 8 people in your group, so if you have a big group then you have the chance to split up if you want. NEW! Unlike our competitors, we’ll take you for free to the only Vodka Ice Bar in Poland and/or Polish Hooters-style restaurant with seriously hot staff if you wish. Click here to see pics |
| What's included? |
| Guide, all the pub/bar reservations. |
| How long does it take? |
| Up to 4 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 8 people. |
| Package price |
| £7 | €9 |
| HEN: GYPSY ROSE FORTUNE TELLING |
| What's it like? |
| Is he the man for me? Should I quit my job? What am I going to wear tonight? Answers to all your burning questions will soon be answered when you book a visit for a psychic adventure. Mysticism, the occult and fortune telling have a rich history in Poland. In the dimmed, ethereal light of the licensed tarot studio, the girls will each get a personal reading session with a certified fortune teller and the opportunity to consult with a spiritual and self-development advisor. If you are on a hen weekend, the bride-to-be will receive an extended reading in hopes of re-confirming her choice of groom! |
| What's included? |
| Friendly guide, fortune teller’s tarot reading, the opportunity to ask 3 questions, photo service. |
| How long does it take? |
| About 20 mins per person. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £13 | €16 |
| HEN: NEXT TOP MODEL |
| What's it like? |
| Put you and your friends on the cover of Vogue – or at least look like you should be there with our mock model photo shoot. Exclusive to Warsaw Pissup, we’ve secured the best studio in town, frequented by all the local show-biz stars. First, a team of professional make-up artists and hairstylists will go to work, and then turn you over to a professional photographer who’ll make all those runway dreams come true! At the end, each girl receives a CD-Rom full of the best shots to make this a truly unforgettable event! Perfect for pre-night on the town fun! |
| What's included? |
| Female guide, 4hr studio rent, photographer, hair/make-up artist, coffee, snacks, CD of best photos. |
| How long does it take? |
| About 4 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £52 | €63 |
| HEN: POLE DANCING PARTY |
| What's it like? |
| Really, pole dancing is a skill that can last a lifetime! The private, 2-hour class is held at a local strip club, so you’ll have all the equipment on-hand, and a sexy atmosphere to boot. Your professional instructor will tailor the class to your group’s skill level; and show you a variety of pole dancing tricks and poses, as well as the moves that bring them together. You’ll start off with a muscle awakening warm-up and then progress to the pole. Before you know it, you’ll be spinning and dancing your clothes off! |
| What's included? |
| Friendly guide, professional dance instructor, free refreshments. |
| How long does it take? |
| 2-3 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £27 | €33 |
| HEN: POLISH PEEP SHOW |
| What's it like? |
| Perk up your evening with a entertaining mix of dinner and a show. A special show, starring a lovely local lad that is. Enjoy a stylish meal with 2 glasses of wine in a trendy downtown restaurant. (Vegetarian options are available with advance notice.) The dessert course is best, with all ladies in attendance receiving some special attention. Great way to start out the night! |
| What's included? |
| Guide, private room, meal, 2 glasses of wine, strip show, photo service. |
| How long does it take? |
| 2 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £33 | €40 |
| HUMMER LIMO TRANSFER |
| What's it like? |
| Give it up for the most classy way to arrive in Warsaw! This is the longest, most luxurious, most expensive and most fun limo in Warsaw. It comes with a sexy long-legged Polish beauty specialized in spreading along and puring bubbly for the lads. Strip show is included in the price. So is champagne and an hour-long city tour through Warsaw city centre. Every time you see a limo after this, it will put a smile on your face! Available from airport to hotel. Can be hired to chauffuer you around city. Ask for details. There is only one of these babies in Warsaw and it's popular, so if you want it - make sure to book early. Minimum booking is 12 people, maximum group size is 19. |
| What's included? |
| 1,5 hour limo hire, 2 bottles of bubbly, soft drinks, friendly guide, even more friendly stripper. |
| How long does it take? |
| Approx. 1.5 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 12 people. |
| Package price |
| £44 | €54 |
| INDOOR GO-KARTING |
| What's it like? |
| Neeeeeowwwww. We use the best go-karting track in Warsaw, where you can enjoy an intense racing experience in 200cc go-karts at up to 60km/h on a track 400m long and 6m wide. A typical competition contains a warm-up race, qualification and then a final where you can show off who has the biggest nuggets. The track is equipped with a special digital timing system so every competitor will get his own personal race report. Helmets and overalls are available and marshals on the track ensure your safety. Private bus is taken to this activity. You must be sober to do this event and a breathalyser test may be given in case of doubt. |
| What's included? |
| Helmet, transport, instructor, guide. |
| How long does it take? |
| Approx 1.5hrs for group of 8. |
| Where is it held? |
| 30 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £39 | €48 |
| INDOOR SHOOTING FEST |
| What's it like? |
| In association with former Polish Special Forces Soldiers, Warsaw Pissup® proudly presents this special lad-tailored new multi shoot-out offer! Under professional supervision in the best Special Forces Training premises you'll learn to shoot 4/5 types of high-quality weapons (including a Machine Gun and a shotgun! ) still used by Polish Special Ops Units! This great value package includes 5 warm up and 5 competiition shots on 5,6 mm sport pistol, 15 shots on 9 mm. Glock, and finally ass-kicking 15 shots on Glauberyt Machine Gun and 4 shots on a pump-action shotgun. But that's not all! For groups of 15 or more FREE Pneumatic Rifle stand with unlimited shots! With the help of our lovely guides, you will be taught how too ‘squeeze it out gently’ for best effect. Additional shots as well as different guns can be bought at the range, which is located not far from the city centre. For obvious reasons, you can't do this activity if you're leathered. The price includes all necessary equipment (ear and eye protection, targets, weapons), licensed shooting instructors and properly maintained weapons – all for your safety. Also included is private return transport to the event - beware apparently cheaper options from competitors that do not include this! |
| What's included? |
| Guns, bullets, instructor, tuition, transport, safety equipment, guide. |
| How long does it take? |
| Approx 2hrs for group of 10. |
| Where is it held? |
| 10 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £48 | €59 |
| INDOOR/OUTDOOR FOOTBALL |
| What's it like? |
| No need to wait until EURO 2012. Book now and discover that a healthy way to get rid of your hangover is to have a kick around at one of Warsaw’s best indoor or outdoor football pitches. There is a choice of a full size pitch for 11-a-side games or smaller sections for 5-a-side games. Price includes hire of pitch for 1 hour including football hire, changing rooms, showers and free emergency refreshments throughout the match. The venue is not far from the city centre, so get there and back by taxi or public transport with the help of your guide. Just remember to bring the right footwear with white-soles. Better still, have your own group of beautiful Polish CHEERLEADERS to raise any flagging group members for only 90 GBP/ group. Opposition team also available upon request for a little extra. |
| What's included? |
| Pitch hire, changing rooms, football hire, free refreshments. |
| How long does it take? |
| 1 hour. |
| Where is it held? |
| 20 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 10 people. |
| Package price |
| £13 | €16 |
| KALASHNIKOV EXTREME SHOOT-OUT |
| What's it like? |
| Attention! Warsaw Pissup® proudly presents the exclusive Heavy Machine Gun offer. You will not find a wider range of weapons anywhere else and with the help of former Special Forces soldiers you‘ll have a great opportunity to try them in person. Not many shooting ranges around the world offer Kalashnikov (AK-47) or Heavy Machine Guns as special permits and facilities are required to handle the power. At this shooting range you can shoot different weapons including revolvers, pistols, shotguns, sniper rifles, semi-automatic, automatic machine guns and Russia's most famous export - Kalashnikov (the AK-47) This extended pro package includes 5 warm up and 5 competiition shots on 5,6 mm sport pistol, 15 shots on 9mm PARA pistol, 5 shots on a powerful pump-action shotgun, and finally 15 thrilling Kalashnikov shots. Any crazy James Bond enthusiast can always buy extra shots and/or extra guns (e.g. Walther PPK) at discounted prices on-site. The price includes comfy return transport all necessary equipment (ear and eye protection, targets, weapons), english speaking shooting instructors and properly maintained weapons – all for your safety. For obvious reasons, you can't do this activity if you're leathered. At ease! See photos of other guns here |
| What's included? |
| 45 shots on 4 weapons, ear/eye protect., targets, tutorial, prof. English-speaking guide, transport. |
| How long does it take? |
| Approx. 3 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 30 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 8 people. |
| Package price |
| £57 | €70 |
| MI-8 MILITARY HELICOPTER FLIGHT |
| What's it like? |
| See Warsaw from the sky. There's no better thrill for your group than to fly up in the sky and see Warsaw and its surroundings from the deck of the greatest military chopper ever made. The Mi-8 is a true monster helicopter, capable of carrying up to 36 fully-armed troops, or fully-hungover party animals. |
| What's included? |
| Instructor, guide, transport. |
| How long does it take? |
| 1 hour flight. |
| Where is it held? |
| 20 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 4 people. |
| Package price |
| £345 | €421 |
| OFFICE: 4X4 OFFROAD ADVENTURE |
| What's it like? |
| Here's the ultimate offroading experience. Two activities in one! Under the watchful eye of our instructors, you’ll get the chance to drive both the professionally prepared uplifted big-footed 4WD OFFROAD vehicles and professional all terrain quad bikes on this best and most challenging ground in Warsaw. You’ll learn to perform various tasks including navigation, facing the unbeatable road obstacles, and vehicle recovery from the mud if needed. Typically there will be 3-4 lads per vehicle plus one instructor. All necessary equipment is provided! So is the airgun sooting competition at the end. It all makes a perfect incentive trip. After the action, have a beer/drink, enjoy fully equipped buffet and roast your own sausage over an open fire (included in the price). |
| What's included? |
| 4x4s, quads, instructors, guide/s, 2 beers, buffet, bbq, soft drinks, transport. |
| How long does it take? |
| Approx 4-5 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 30 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 10 people. |
| Package price |
| £77 | €94 |
| OFFICE: ENIGMA WARSAW |
| What's it like? |
| If you are looking for a new dimension of incentive travel in Poland – you have just found it. EnigmaWarsaw is an outdoor incentive game for groups of 13-40. The game takes place in an urban environment and gives you the opportunity to pay an unusual visit to the city, but also works as a team-building activity.If you want the experience of having fun and learning something new, integrating your team and discovering Warsaw in the process, take part in this hot new group activity in the labyrinth of the Polish metropolis. It is an activity-based game, and as such it is the best investment if you want to motivate your employees. Your people will learn more about themselves and one another by working together outside of the office and far away from their everyday duties. The game improves negotiation skills and involves problem-solving tasks. It is highly probable that the game will show you the potential leaders in your firm, creating a basis for the further improvement of your company. Be prepared for the fact that anything can happen. This is one of the rules. The other one is to use your imagination and be open-minded. Last but not least, this game is suitable for anyone endowed with at least an average sense of humour. Have fun solving riddles, attempting to outwit the Enigmagicians while competing fiercely with rival teams in order to uncover the ultimate mystery of Enigma. Delve into the uncertainty of human lives in past centuries. Then, finish it all off with a rocking party! ENIGMAWARSAW is a fun game with an element of mystery, so don't expect us to tell you a lot about it. The inspiration for its name is the Greek word ‘enigma’, meaning ‘mystery’. |
| What's included? |
| Friendly guide/s, a snack, numerous incentive-tailored activities + things we can't tell. |
| How long does it take? |
| Approx 4 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 13 people. |
| Package price |
| £43 | €52 |
| OFFICE: TEAM BUILDING |
| What's it like? |
| HR Manager's Dream - this ultimate team building package has been tailored exclusively for Warsaw Pissup. Included are several team building activities like a unihockey match, the net, giant skis, lifewater...to name just a few. Various team-building competitions like archery and airgun, minibike, sumo wrestling, mega-board driving also come as part of package. Together with extensive BBQ & buffet already included in the price, it's a perfect incentive programme for every company. |
| What's included? |
| Numerous team-building activity stations, transport, friendly guide/s, instructors, BBQ w/ buffet. |
| How long does it take? |
| Approx 3-4 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 10 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 15 people. |
| Package price |
| £66 | €81 |
| PARACHUTE TANDEM JUMP |
| What's it like? |
| Poo your pants with the ultimate pant-filler, a tandem parachute jump with an English-speaking instructor from 4000 feet. For a pure adrenaline-charged experience, there is simply nothing like it. A fully-qualified instructor will take you through the essentials before you get on board the plane. You and your instructor will jump together in tandem safely secured to each other. The instructor will be in full control of things while you enjoy the experience of hurtling to the ground. It might not sound like a good idea jumping out of a plane, strapped to a complete stranger in a foreign country. But it is an idea. The s**t-shifting drop takes place 60 mins out of Warsaw- so you'll get a nice view on your way down - and the price includes transport there and back, instruction and a very big parachute. We can organise your very own all action video and/or photos of the dive. It's seriously recommended that you bring spare underwear. |
| What's included? |
| Safety equipment, fully qualified instructor, transport to/from the venue, plane & guide. |
| How long does it take? |
| 3-5 hrs. |
| Where is it held? |
| 60 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| April to October. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 4 people. |
| Package price |
| £200 | €244 |
| POLSKI PAINTBALLSKI AND BEER |
| What's it like? |
| Have a break with a bit of fresh air and indulge in some good old-fashioned violence as there is something strangely satisfying about shooting your nearest and dearest! Divide into 2 teams and run around tangoing each other at a paintball range in a forest close to Warsaw. You get 100 balls to start with but anyone training to be in the SAS can buy more balls for a few pence. The paintball normally takes half a day, with pick-up from your hotel mid-morning and then drop-off again late afternoon for a scrub up and to recuperate with free beer. |
| What's included? |
| All equipment, numerous game scenarios, safety gear, 100 balls, guide, beer and transport. |
| How long does it take? |
| 3 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 30 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year (winter indoors). |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £29 | €35 |
| QUAD ADVENTURE, BBQ AND BEERS |
| What's it like? |
| Madder than Paris Hilton. Our quad biking track is located in the suburbs of Warsaw and takes about half an hour to get there. Navigate the obstacles on an especially challenging one-kilometre long track with powerful 350 & 250 cc Honda & Yamaha quads. These quads are specially built for rough terrain and can reach the most pant-shittingest speeds. This professionally-organised event includes a practice and competition sessions to decide which of your group becomes the, er, LEGENDARY WARSAW QUAD MASTER. At the end enjoy free beers and roasting your sausage over an open fire. The price includes all the track time, quad hire, safety equipment, instruction, bbq, beers and transport to and from the event. You must be sober to do this event and a breathalyser test may be given in case of doubt. |
| What's included? |
| Quads, beers, food, transport and a guide. |
| How long does it take? |
| 3-4 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 40 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £51 | €62 |
| SIGHTBEERING TOUR |
| What's it like? |
| Everyone loves great titters, and this activity delivers loads. Enjoy the amazing views from top of one of Warsaw's highest skyscrapers, the majesty of the Palace of Culture, the unique atmosphere of the Old Praga district (the only area not destroyed during WWII), lively streets of the Old Town, the trendy financial centre and much more. This especially tailored tour is packed with loads of fun lad-friendly activities. No museums on the way! Instead, price includes e.g. a FREE guided tour in a local brewery with BEER TASTING (4 kinds), all entrance fees, bus hire, guides. Pick-up is from your hotel. A great way to start the evening. |
| What's included? |
| Licensed city guide, 4 hours private bus hire, all entrance fees, FREE brewery tour and tasting . |
| How long does it take? |
| 4 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 8 people. |
| Package price |
| £33 | €40 |
| SOLIDARITY STRIP MEAL |
| What's it like? |
| Do you like fine cuisine? Do you like gozangas? Well this activity won’t disappoint, and you’ll like dessert the best. The striptease is performed by one or two of our talented and beautiful girls ("marks out of two?") and every vagitarian will have a turn as the centre of attention. First a slap up meal with 3 free beers in a stylish city centre restaurant (if you're a vagitarian, other dishes are available with advance notice), then a stripfest with one willing victim chosen for special attention. The perfect way to start a big night! |
| What's included? |
| Local guide, meal, 3 beers and striptease. |
| How long does it take? |
| 2-3 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £29 | €35 |
| SPA DETOX |
| What's it like? |
| What better way to escape from an massive hangover than a dip in a hot pool and stinging sauna? It's good for you and it definitely feels great and relaxing after a long and emotional night on the town. Enjoy the biological recovery area that offers loads of spa therapies: dry saunas, steam saunas, caldarium, snow cabin, winter garden, ice well, water whips etc. There's also a recreation area with olympic-size swimming pool, recreation pool, whirlpool, an artificial mountain river, tube slides, an open slide within the swimming pool hall, an open air all year swimming pool with heated water, waterfalls, geysers with ozone water (no loose trunks here please!). Friendly-priced massage sessions are available. You'll get 2 pre-paid hours, one hour in each area. In summer months we recommend an exchange for an all-day pass in an outdoor swimming pool complex with beer gardens (one round FREE), bikini-dressed chicks, volleyball fields, slides etc. and ..... a FREE JUMP for the stag/divorcee/whoever from the highest bungee in Poland (90m!) Both spots are located not far from the city centre, the cost of public transport isn't included. Don't forget your towel and speedo thong. |
| What's included? |
| Indoor: Guide, 2 hour pass. Outdoor additions: all-day pass, beer round, one bungee jump. |
| How long does it take? |
| 2-3 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 20 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 4 people. |
| Package price |
| £29 | €35 |
| SPORTS: FOOTBALL MATCH AND BEER |
| What's it like? |
| Absolutely hassle free! Get your team to the airport on to the plane then we do the rest! Try football in Warsaw – a city with long rich football tranditions. With a range of local and expat football teams to choose from we’ll surely find you the right opposition. Each match is held in the city centre and tailored to meet your expectations regardless of how many or what level you are. Referee, equipment, lockers and showers available on the spot. FREE refreshments available throughout the match. When you finish our comfy bus will take you back to the hotel or straight to the pub for a FREE beer. Non-players can accompany their team for a cost of transportation of GBP 10 (or EUR equivalent). |
| What's included? |
| Match with a local team, 2 hour pitch hire, referee, lockers, showers, transport, guide, beer. |
| How long does it take? |
| 3 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 20 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 11 people. |
| Package price |
| £31 | €38 |
| SPORTS: HOCKEY MATCH AND BEER |
| What's it like? |
| Try field hockey in Warsaw. Absolutely hassle free! Get your team to the airport on to the plane then we do the rest! With a range of local teams to choose from we’ll surely find you the right opposition. Each match is held in the city centre and tailored to meet your expectations regardless of how many or what level you are. Referee, equipment, lockers and showers available on the spot. FREE refreshments available throughout the match. When you finish our comfy bus will take you back to the hotel or straight to the pub for a FREE beer. Non-players can accompany their team for a cost of transportation of GBP 10 (or EUR equivalent). |
| What's included? |
| Match with a local team, pitch, umpires, lockers, showers, transport, guide, refreshment and beer. |
| How long does it take? |
| Match 3x20 mins. Approx 2 hrs. |
| Where is it held? |
| 20 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 10 people. |
| Package price |
| £31 | €38 |
| SPORTS: RUGBY MATCH AND BEER |
| What's it like? |
| Want to match your skills against a local team? Whether you want some real competition or just a friendly match, we can hook you up with a range of rugby teams – from Polish 1st Division to expat players. Veteran teams, university teams, anyone with a good attitude and willingness to play are welcome! Each match is tailored to meet your group’s expectations, no matter what level you are. Matches are usually scheduled for 2pm on Saturdays and are held on the pitch where the Polish Division 1 teams play. Free refreshments are available and we’ll throw in 2 free bears after the game. Non-players can accompany their team for a cost of transportation of GBP 10 (or EUR equivalent). |
| What's included? |
| Rugby Match with a local team, pitch hire, referee, transport, guide, refreshments and 2 beers. |
| How long does it take? |
| 3 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 20 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year, but best avoid winter. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 15 people. |
| Package price |
| £31 | €38 |
| STAG NIGHT TOTTIE TOUR |
| What's it like? |
| This is the ultimate guide to the home of pole dancing. We have chosen the nightclubs for their safety, service and of course quality! The tour specialises in strip bars that are packed out with beautiful women and you will receive free VIP entrance, beer or drink in each, 2 lap dances and a guide to take you around (altogether worth approx. 55 Euros). All clubs are within staggering distance of each other. The tottie tour is preceded by a short guided pub tour.
It's possible to add 'fruit flange' to this activity, where you can eat a meal off a naked girl. Price for the, er, spread is GBP 120 (or currency equivalent) per group - click here to see fruit flange pics.. Also a lesbian show can be done for 70 GBP / group, not that you'd be interested. NEW! Unlike our competitors, we’ll take you for free to the only Vodka Ice Bar in Poland and/or Polish Hooters-style restaurant with seriously hot staff if you wish. Click here to see pics |
| What's included? |
| Local guide, 3 x strip club entry, 2 x group table dance, 3 drinks. |
| How long does it take? |
| Up to 4 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £26 | €32 |
| STRIP LIMO TRANSFER |
| What's it like? |
| Treat yourselves to a VIP airport pickup. Enjoy the bubbles and the company of a sweet Polish beauty in privacy of the longest stretch limos in Poland. Elegant driver will open the door for you, help you with the bags and take you for a FREE short city tour. The Polish long-legged honey will do the rest and make sure you keep your eyes on the right spots. Others will look in envy as you cruise in style along the streets of Warsaw. It's not cheap, but put your money together lads because we guarantee it'll be unforgettable! This one can be also done as a guided city tour. Do this at least once in a lifetime!
The price per person is based on a full limo (takes 8+stripper). If you book for a smaller number, you will be charged extra to make it up to 8 people per limo eg. 14 people will pay to make the total to 16 people. |
| What's included? |
| Guide, meet & greet service, limo & driver, stripper, city tour, bottle of champagne, soft drinks. |
| How long does it take? |
| 1 hour. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 8 people. |
| Package price |
| £37 | €45 |
| STRIP PARTY BUS |
| What's it like? |
| What a great way to start/finish your trip! Exclusive to Warsaw Pissup TM, this is the only party bus in Poland tailored especially for you lads. Equipped with a real strip-dancing pole, loud stereo system with heavy bass, dark windows, disco lights and an on-board bar, it's our best-seller so book now to ensure availability! Relax in the luxurious interior and sip your FREE beer while a Polish beauty performs her naughty tricks on you. More booze available for extra charge. You like those girls at the bus stop? - go ahead, invite them in and have a small raunchy reunion together! (the bus takes 19 max!) Great way to be collected/ dropped off at the airport, do a short city tour and spend a few hours before hotel check-in time (save on hotel beer rates), or at any time during the day just before you hit the streets to know the city a little better (save on taxis - the bus can drop you off anywhere). It’s boarding time! GET ON! Add another stripper or two for GBP 89 each. |
| What's included? |
| 2 hour bus hire, strip show, beer, personal bartender, friendly guide. |
| How long does it take? |
| 2 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 10 people. |
| Package price |
| £36 | €44 |
| TANK COMMANDER, BBQ AND BEERS |
| What's it like? |
| Achtung Panzer! Check out how the Polish battlefields looked in WWII in an authentic heavy armoured soviet T-35 or T-55 tank. Complete manoeuvers battling across hills and through forests while inside - or on - the tank and learn how to operate the equipment. The event is organised on a real historical army base. Apart from tanks, there is a great collection of historical military vehicles to be seen (Willys Jeep, Keiser Jeep, Dodge, Amphibia, Panzer German Transporter, Hotchkins, Truck Reo-Keiser Jeep, OT -810, Motorcycle with side car and others. Larger groups get to ride some of these other vehicles! Afterwards, grub is served in the field like a real soldier: polish sausage grilled on an open fire washed down with a few beers. |
| What's included? |
| Instructor, guide, transport, 2 beers, sausage. |
| How long does it take? |
| 3-4 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 40 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 10 people. |
| Package price |
| £215 | €262 |
| VODKA FACTORY TOUR AND TASTING |
| What's it like? |
| Perfect for a vodka soiree with your boozing companions. Take a tour of one of Poland’s oldest Vodka factories following the production process from the distillation to the bottling stage. Established in 1897, the distillery is in a unique historical building - err, not that you'll care though because after each tour there's a tasting session where you'll quickly don the vodka goggles. It is located not far from the city centre so get there and back by public transport with the help of your guide. The factory opens specially for our groups over the weekend, but if you come during its regular hours (Mon-Fri 8am-1pm) you'll get a discount of 20% off the price. |
| What's included? |
| Entry, tasting of vodkas and guide. |
| How long does it take? |
| 1.5 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 10 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 10 people. |
| Package price |
| £26 | €32 |
| WARSAW NIGHTLIFE TOUR |
| What's it like? |
| Do you want to try all Warsaw has to offer in one night without any hassle? Take our nightlife tour and everything is arranged by our local guides so you don't have to worry about organising a thing! First start off with some refreshers in one of Warsaw's coolest pubs. Next on to your VIP lounge reservation at the best strip club in Warsaw, where you can suffer having 60 stunning girls (!) dancing around you. Then, finally, for those of you who are in the mood to meet some Slavic beauties, it's on to the meatiest of Warsaw's night clubs with an incredible interior, music and atmosphere. It's possible to add 'fruit flange' to this activity, where you can eat a meal off a naked girl. Price for the, er, spread is GBP 120 (or currency equivalent) per group - click here to see fruit flange pics.. Also a lesbian show can be done for 70 GBP / group, not that you'd be interested. NEW! Unlike our competitors, we’ll take you for free to the only Vodka Ice Bar in Poland and/or Polish Hooters-style restaurant with seriously hot staff if you wish. Click here to see pics |
| What's included? |
| Club entry, strip club entry + drink, exclusive lap dance for one person, local guide. |
| How long does it take? |
| Up to 5 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| city centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 6 people. |
| Package price |
| £20 | €24 |
| ZORBING, BBQ AND BEERS |
| What's it like? |
| Are you a bit of a thrill seeker, then Zorbing is the one for you but better done on an empty stomach! A Zorb is a gigantic inflatable pvc ball about 15ft in diameter. It contains another smaller ball suspended into position by thousands of nylon strands. You are securely attached inside the ball before being released down a hill reaching speeds of 30mph, you might be a bit dizzy at the end of this one! Best wait to the end to have food included with this activity: BBQ sausages and 2 beers. For groups of 15 or more, you'll also get an extra SUMO WRESTLING contest for free - 2 activities for the price of one! |
| What's included? |
| Trained instructors, safety equipment, sausages, 2 beers, transport, guide. |
| How long does it take? |
| 4 hours. |
| Where is it held? |
| 30 mins from centre. |
| When's it available? |
| All year - except sub zero temps. |
| What's the minimum number to order? |
| Group size of 8 people. |
| Package price |
| £70 | €85 |